Today's Wonder of the World is...Diner Lingo!
Welcome to Mel's Diner!
Remember Alice and Tommy, Vera and Mel, and Florence Jean Castleberry?
No? Oh well. It's just the diner of my childhood. Not that I've ever been there.
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Though I'd love to go.
I know. Let's pretend!
Here, have a seat on this stool.
The waitress looks friendly.
Let's order drinks first.
You want an M.D.?
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Or maybe a blonde, with sand?
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I'm hungry. I think I'll take a Noah's boy on a raft.
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Drag it through the garden, please.
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Wow, you must be hungry! A slab of moo--let him chew it.
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Here's the Mike and Ike, if you need them.
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And to go with it? Sweep the kitchen.
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Uh oh. Time to check the ice.
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(Translation: a pretty girl just came in.)
Now for dessert...
I think I'll treat myself! I'll have a plate of life preservers
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And Eve, with a lid on.
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Yes, two desserts. Who are you calling Porky?
Like Flo says, you can just kiss my...
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(I don't know diner-ese for that.)
Have a wonder-full Wednesday, y'all!
Before you hop back on the bloggy superhighway, drop by Martin Sexton's Diner and dance along with the cast from Scrubs!
PS. Curious about the title? It's a piece of toast with butter. Here, take it with you. I'll put shoes on it.